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Stuck in the airport
I knew security regulations in US Border were hard, but I've never though it was so tight to put me under arrest. Today, as probably many of you know because I twitted about it, I am at Miami. It was suppose to be just another flight to deliver just another talk in a conference, but in the end everything changed and I´m right now stuck in the airport within a nightmare. Exactly, I am in the retention area of Miami's airport, waiting for some help and some references from Spain to set me free, but "with a note".
I am not sure about the real reason why I became a Person Of Interest, but this is my situation right now. I need to wait in this area until a federal agent do the homework, collect all references from Spain and get a confirmation that I am not Joze Alonzo, a very well known drug dealer that is in the Top Ten Wanted people in the US.
I've got only one hour of Internet connection, so I contacted all closed people, and now, when I have only five minutes to go, I published this blog post. I hope that things turn to the right course in the next hours. If not...well, I hope not any "if not" happens...
Saludos Malignos!
I am not sure about the real reason why I became a Person Of Interest, but this is my situation right now. I need to wait in this area until a federal agent do the homework, collect all references from Spain and get a confirmation that I am not Joze Alonzo, a very well known drug dealer that is in the Top Ten Wanted people in the US.
I've got only one hour of Internet connection, so I contacted all closed people, and now, when I have only five minutes to go, I published this blog post. I hope that things turn to the right course in the next hours. If not...well, I hope not any "if not" happens...
Saludos Malignos!
15 comentarios:
Broma del 1 de Abril?
O tenemos tenemos que pedir ayuda a la Legión?
Sera una broma ....
Jaja, si yo también dude al principio, pero it's a fool's day!
Imagino que será una broma, pero si no lo es, yo estoy viviendo aquí cerca, así que si necesitas algo ya sabes!
Prueba a enseñarles el carnet de conducir... te lo digo por propia experiencia.
Feliz día de los inocentes ?)
Espero que solo sea eso
SPANISHTAN PRESOAK ETXERA!!!!
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un saludo!
Very Funny Joze Alonzo, you're very clever, it's impossible to catch you xD
Pues sera una broma, pero yo me se de uno que le paso exactamente eso que cuentas porque había un narco que se llamaba como él... David Gonzalez!!!!
Chema, hackealos por listos!!
Que paséis un buen April fools' jokes («bromas de los tontos de abril».
¿Broma?... ¿Cómo que broma?... ¡Que ya estoy montado en el avión! o_O
xD
Pues te puede pasar realmente. En uno de mis viajes a USA íbamos 4 profesores, en inmigración se quedaran a uno (4 horas) y otro en el control de maletas al entrar...
El primero per escribir Munoz en vez de Muñoz en el ESTA (por eso del teclado...), y el segundo por que un perro de la policía se le acercó...
qué bueno.
Ojo, que si sigues destapando DLPs de organismos públicos o militares de USA no me extrañaría que tu nombre estuviera en las listas de la aduana. Y un aduanero no sabe lo que es un hacker.
Hacker? Bad guy, for sure.
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